My Friends

by Jaeda Cabunoc

My friends are funny,

they catch a lot of chubby bunnies

My friends are nice,

thank christ

My friends think their cool,

but really they’re a tool

My friends are smart,

but they ride in shopping carts

My friends are crazy,

but they make me laugh daily

These are my friends,

You better not mess,

before I beat you up in a prom dress.